Lyrics

I LIKE BIKE

Wilbur and Orville had it right,
Making those bicycles at night.
Test drives on the linoleum
Didn’t use up petroleum.

Think of it as recycling;
You’re the environmental king.
Don’t fret the next gas price hike;
Show ‘em your sign: I LIKE BIKE!

Pedal to the metatarsil
Doesn’t need fuel from a fossil.
Pedals cost only a few bucks each –
Don’t get them from the Middle East.

Think of it as recycling;
You’re the environmental king.
Don’t fret the next gas price hike;
Show ‘em your sign: I LIKE BIKE!

You know how Lance got each arm strong?
He pulled and pedaled all day long.
We could all beat obesity
By throwing away that car key.

Think of it as recycling;
You’re the environmental king.
Don’t fret the next gas price hike;
Show ‘em your sign: I LIKE BIKE!

The situation’s a win-win –
Could be a Banshee or a Schwinn.
As long as it has two good tires,
We can stop being gas buyers.

Think of it as recycling;
You’re the environmental king.
Don’t fret the next gas price hike;
Show ‘em your sign: I LIKE BIKE!

Those rich dudes can choke on their oil;
Let ‘em sit there and watch it spoil.
We’ll be lean, mean fighting machines,
Feeling like we’re back in our teens.

Think of it as recycling;
You’re the environmental king.
Don’t fret the next gas price hike;
Show ‘em your sign: I LIKE BIKE!

Yeah, Wilbur and Orville had it right.

Copyright © 2005 Lex Zaleta